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Crapping Thunder​.​.​. Again!

by The Italian Stallion Battalion

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    This is the debut from the only Sylvester Stallone worship band around. Re-recorded the demo and added 2 additional songs!

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Intro 02:01
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The Siberian Express an indestructible mass is going down your freakish strength one punch equals 1850lbs – he broke my ribs too you know? A David and Goliath story standing tall basking in the glory with support of your whole country with brute force I’ll still be standing – damn right! Backed up into a corner brace myself for some trouble continues to dish out a beating he sends me flying across the ring – and really far too! I’m fighting a hostile crowd the slip and hook hitting like bombs And now I see that you are bleeding you are just a man, not a machine it’s shaping up to be a personal war no holds barred here in Moscow this stallion keeps getting knocked down but comes back stronger the next round Coming in for the attack iron punches send you back gaining cheers within the crowd Rocky chanting in Moscow I’ve done the impossible defeating the Siberian Bull laying the giant down to rest I’ve proven that I’m the best
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Bet'ah 03:10
Waking up to this unknown world a futuristic sentence holds a cryogenic frozen home trapped inside my dreams grow cold My life before I went inside Simon played tricks before my eyes so many innocents died all my nightmares came alive Now I must infect Huxley with all my sexual and Dirty needs No futuristic device will suffice all the emotions that you feel from me just one touch will make you crumble my fighting makes your womanhood tremble Now’s my turn to show you around a fluid transfer, a delicate sound caress your hips to bring you closer feel the pulse of your heart beating faster sweat and pleasure floods your brain a simple orgasm turns you insane After the honka-chonka ends we raid the fridge we check the fines to see the foul language you used to describe what’s on your mind the sensations bet’ah with the touch of my decrepit hands time to claim my prize, I’m the Demolition Man According to Cocteau’s plan we’re the enemy freedom of speech and freedom of choice is being shunned throughout the valley I think I agree with Mr. Friendly I wanna smoke in the non-smoking section I wanna run through the streets in the nude with green jelly all over my body while jerking it to my favorite PlayBoy And now I must infect you all with my primitive and barbaric behavior to rid the menace set by your evangelistic doctor who now burns in the fire of his own dread just like Phoenix your cryo-system is now dead
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D-E-L-R-I-O 01:28
**Hey Gazzo! Hey, uh, I promise I’ll do bet’ah next time you know? I didn’t want to make you look bad! But, hey uh… How do you spell Del Rio?** I bust my ass for you could you please give me some slack I didn’t want to break his fingers he’ll promise to pay you back I got most of his cash this will have to do for now in all due respect could you tame your damn dog now Hey Gazzo How do you spell Del Rio? Hey Gazzo how do you spell Del Rio? I’m not the smartest man but I sure know how to fight if you don’t shut your mouth I’m smashing your face tonight Yes I have a date with the love of my life Thank you for the cash I promise I’ll make it right next time Hey Gazzo How do you spell Del Rio? Hey Gazzo how do you spell Del Rio?
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Risin’ up back on the street did my time, took my chances went the distance now I’m back on my feet just a man and his will to survive So many times it happens too fast you trade your passion for glory don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past you must fight just to keep them alive It’s the eye of the tiger it’s the thrill of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rival and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger Face to face out in the heat hanging tough, staying hungry they stack the odds still we take to the street for the kill with the skill to survive It’s the eye of the tiger it’s the thrill of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rival and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger Yo Adrian! its my time to shine with the eye of the tiger Risin’ up straight to the top had the guts got the glory went the distance now I’m not gonna stop just a man and his will to survive It’s the eye of the tiger it’s the thrill of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rival and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he’s watching us all with the eye of the tiger
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Just another smart ass drifter being booked for vagrancy resisting the arrest and a concealed weapon which I possessed Escorted downstairs to take record of my affairs immediately a Nam flashback this little piggy’s on attack They seem to hate the silence human nature, react with violence leads me to another beating my attempt to flee is only building Brought down with an illegal blow after being kicked I get the hose then out comes the shaving cream and razor blades – my flashback sings And now comes your misery from a highly skilled Green Beret a prisoner of war will make you all suffer They hear a shot but it’s too late they made a choice they’re gonna hate stand in my way and I’ll knock you down it’s my escape, chaos in your town ** I’m flying through this town I know nothing about, on a bike I jacked from some random dude – with Teasle hot on my tail. The only way to ditch him is through the mountains, his cruiser can’t follow me through that. Here…. Here is where I’ll show Teasle true pain!** And now comes your misery from a highly skilled Green Beret a prisoner of war will make you all suffer Now this becomes a race from death reaching out for my next breath embracing the freedom I have gained but abruptly my trail comes to an end I’m standing at the edge taking the only chance I get as I’m descending the chopper approaches Galt forces me to jump from his barrage Grasp for a tree, but its tearing me apart I’m broken and bleeding from the fall throwing a rock trying to get away bringing Galt down to an early grave You’re dealing with an expert one trained to ignore pain one who wins by attrition leaving nothing for you to gain

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released May 20, 2020

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The Italian Stallion Battalion Phoenix, Arizona

We are the only Sylvester Stallone worship band around! Our songs are based off of his movies, along with the cover songs we play. We are creating a new sound for metal, and we're calling it Phunk Metal!

Phunk metal is combination of funk, punk, and thrash metal. We mix Parliament grooves with the speed and aggression of Megadeth and Sodom, with roots similar to The Dead Kennedys.... So enjoy!!!!
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